🎓 Beginner Video Course

YOUR FIRST $500 IN CRYPTO

A 5-module video course that picks up exactly where the free guide ends. From setup to your first real strategy — done right.

5 video modules Self-paced, lifetime access Beginner friendly No charts required
Enroll Now — $97

One-time payment. Lifetime access. No subscription required.

What You'll Learn

5 Modules. Start to Finish.

Each module is 10–20 minutes. Watch at your own pace. Come back to any module anytime you need a refresher.

01
Choosing Your First Coins
Why Bitcoin and Ethereum are the right starting point — and how to evaluate any coin before you spend a single dollar on it.
~15 min
Why market cap matters more than coin price
Bitcoin vs. Ethereum: which to start with
How to spot a coin worth researching vs. one to avoid
02
Reading a Basic Chart Without Overthinking It
You don't need to be a technical analyst. You need to understand three things. This module covers only those three things.
~18 min
Trend lines: is the price going up, down, or sideways?
Support and resistance explained simply
The one timeframe beginners should focus on
03
Setting Alerts So You Don't Watch Charts All Day
How to set price alerts on Coinbase and TradingView so you can live your life and only check in when it matters.
~12 min
Coinbase price alerts walkthrough
TradingView free setup for beginners
What alerts to set for your DCA strategy
04
DCA in Practice — A Live Walkthrough
A screen-recorded walkthrough of placing a real DCA buy on Coinbase. Exactly what you click, where you click it, and how it looks.
~20 min
Setting up a recurring buy on Coinbase
Manual DCA: how to execute it every week
Tracking your buys with the Starter Toolkit
05
Crypto Taxes 101 — What Beginners Need to Know
Nobody covers this until it's too late. This module covers the basics so you don't get a surprise next April.
~14 min
What's taxable and what isn't (in plain English)
Short-term vs. long-term capital gains
Free tools for tracking crypto tax liability
After This Course

What You'll Be Able to Do

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Pick your first coins with confidence
You'll have a framework, not a guess.
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Read a price chart without stress
The three things that actually matter — nothing else.
⏰
Stop watching prices all day
Alerts and a system that works while you live your life.
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Execute your first real DCA buy
Step by step. No confusion. On screen.
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Track your portfolio properly
Know what you own, what you paid, and where you stand.
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Not get surprised at tax time
The basics covered before the basics catch you off guard.
YOUR FIRST $500 IN CRYPTO
One-time payment. Lifetime access.
$97

One payment. No monthly fees. Access forever.

All 5 video modules (self-paced)
Lifetime access — revisit anytime
Module workbook and action steps
Hosted inside Unemployable Academy
Upgrade to full membership anytime
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Already have the free guide? This course is the natural next step. If you grabbed the toolkit, you'll recognize the templates from Module 4.

Want even more? After this course, the Academy membership ($37/mo) gives you live calls, monthly market analysis, and a full trading community.

Questions

Do I need any prior crypto experience?
None. This course starts where the free guide ends. If you've read the guide and set up your account, you're ready for this. If you haven't done that yet, start with the free guide first.
How long do I have access?
Forever. This is a one-time purchase. You can revisit any module whenever you want — no expiration date, no subscription required.
Is this financial advice?
No. This is educational content. Nothing in this course tells you what to buy. It teaches you how to think and how to build a system. Your decisions are your own.
What's the difference between this and the Academy membership?
This course is a one-time, self-paced foundational curriculum. The Academy membership is ongoing — monthly market analysis, weekly watchlists, live Q&A calls, and community. Many students do the course first, then join the membership when they're ready to go deeper.
What if I have questions after watching?
Email us at any time. And if you want ongoing access to Jeff and the community, the Academy membership is the right next step.